Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Monday Night Football.
You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
All your orgasms are real.
A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
You understand why Stripes is funny.
You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
You can kill your own food.
The garage is all yours.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
The National College Cheerleading Championship
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
Foreplay is optional.
Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
The world is your urinal.
You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
You get to jump up and slap stuff.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
One mood, all the time.
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
Same work....more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote is yours and yours alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
ESPN's sports center.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

Aj da vas čujem....

Prdenje po temi je dozvoljeno....

xD

pa da

da.

Sine, je l' tebi dobro?

Ја се не жалим.

Serem se u engleski,ovo je sajt na srpskom tako da je postavljanje ovakvog teksta i ovolikog teksta na engleskom maloumno. Jebem ga,nisu svi intelektualni giganti pa da se sluze engleskim kao maternjim a na kraju krajeva ovo je i nevaspitano prema ostalim clanovima sajta.

Auuuuuuuuu meni ovo da kaze u Belgiji....

Jebi ga,ja ovo postujem iz Austrije pa ne pisem na nemackom.

Ko ti brani da postuješ na nemačkom?

Tehnologija je napredovala da i ograničeni i maloumni ljudi kao ti mogu da prevedu tekstove.... :*

http://translate.google.com/#

Joj sta ti rece za mater...

Nista ti ne shvacas....

Posalji lesinara na njega.

ko je jaci od vas dvojice? meni je peskirce reko da je jaci pjer88...

to je to! morare da se nađete na trošarini!

bolje je biti muškarac, jer bez muškaraca ne bi mogla da se nastavi ljudska vrsta.

Пола ових аргумената је шит, реално.

Lemajo izvoli za izlizani komentar

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080430173913/pvx/images/4/47/You_win_the_prize.jpg

jao, hvala pjer, divan si! udaj se za mene!

Uf,pa ne bih...ne volim punije devojke...izvini....

nema veze, ne volim ni ja momke sa malim kitama... :)

Kad si žensko ne brineš koliko ti je velika kita.

Ček ček Lemajo ti si me zaprosila znajući da imam malu pišicu.....

mene živo zanima ko je ko na slici?...

ako sam dobro ukapirao Pjer, ti joj uručuješ neku nagradu, ti si onaj veliki ćelavi, a ona je onaj mali sa kapom?....ili sam loše ukapirao?...ili je sama slika nagrada?

Naravno da nije. Mi ne možemo da pušimo kurac a da nas ne gledaju popreko.

Naravno da jeste. Nama mogu da puse kurac.

Tulumbac zašto ne ?

Pjer, i ti svašta pitaš. Kao da nikad nisi pušio kurac pa ne znaš kako je. Daj, ne mlati se.

Nikad nisam imao problema....Nikad nisam dobio popreki pogled zbog toga...
Šta ti jesi?

nekad samo poželim da sam muškarac.ali,u suštini stvarno uživam što sam žena.

ali možete da ližete,što mu dođe na isto-popreko.

Ja praktikujem lizanje uzduž, ali aj, probaću i to popreko.

probaj popreko,skroz novi trip.

Ahahahahahahahahaha Tulumbac video pičku uživo....ahahahahahhaha kako ne.....hahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahha

Ko je pomeno pičku?

Kamen u bubregu kod žena se lakše izbaci...

Ja nikada nisam bila muškarac! Pričajte mi kako je to, pa duporedim!

imas cudne izrasline na telu koje te svrbe s vremena na vreme...
Imas vise tarzancica oko dukata:)

Realno, žene manje prde, a to je moraćete se složiti - SRANJE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ7oq8D5L8U&feature=player_detailpage

УДРИ!!!2

u jackass-u nema zena..

Kad si muško više se češeš među nogama...

kad si musko boli te kurac,al' i to stvarno ne boli nego samo tako kazu.....

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/298735_f520.jpg

Pa, ono, posle svega što mi ispričaste, skroz mi je cool i ovako. Jedino smara što volem da se kurčim, a to je, nako više, muška aktivnos'.

Пишаш стојећи. Крај.

Misliš da tako najbolje mogu duskladim želje i potrebe?

Slažem se sa Pajkom oko te jedne stvari. Ali žene imaju i "onu" žensku stvar pa mogu da uživaju u njoj ali mislim da one nju potcenjuju samim tim što su žene i da im ne znači koliko bi nama (muškarcima) značila. Ispravite me ako grešim

Treba mi neki translate team za ovo.

zar nije u tome i poenta,da uživamo u obrnutom,muško i žensko se valjda tako i spajaju?ili si hteo neš drugo reć'?translejt tim izgleda što rekel enerdži.

Dobro je biti žena zato što ti imaš "nju". Ali ti nju ne voliš i ne ceniš koliko bi je mi (u ovoj koži) cenili pa samim tim i nije dobro biti žena. Al imaš je i dalje tako da je po meni OK biti žena. Istina nemožeš da je držiš u ruci

PLUS! i ne moraš da vucaraš papirne maramice sa sobom lololo