- I cant take his money, I cant print my own money, I have to work for my money. Why dont I just lay down and die.
- I believe children are our future, unless we stop them now.
- Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
- Well, I would like to survive long enough to see the effects of global warming. I got an inside tip that it is all bunch of crap.
- Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true!
- If God didn't want us to eat in church, he'd have made gluttony a sin.
- Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
- If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
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