To su one rečenice za prilazak ribama što mogu da se nađu u priručnicima za švalere. Svako kome zagorelost nije pomutila razum shvata da je jedina reakcija koju takva žvaka može izazvati kod žena šok i zgražavanje.
-Hej, mače, znam dobar način da izgorimo kalorije iz tog kolača koji si upravo pojela...
-Ubij se što brutalnije i bolnije, protozoo.
Super, SUPER!! Nadam se samo da iz tebe govori murost, a ne iskustvo ; ))))))))
:)))))) hahahaha bravo
Ma iz mene govori svašta, ali ništa od toga nije ni mudrost ni iskustvo :)
A inače, ovu rečenicu sam našao na nekom sajtu gde su skupljane najbolesnije fore ovog tipa, ima urnebesnih stvari: http://www.linesthataregood.com/
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?"
"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?"
"I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?"
"That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I."
"Hey I see you are wearing clothes. I'm wearing clothes. Did you know we have something in common? We should get together and do something sometime."
"(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kako je retardiranooo hahahaha... :D
Evo i mog doprinosa.
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