Kyle:
"Shut up, fat boy!"

Eric:
"Don't call me fat you fucking Jew!"

Mr. Garrison:
"Eric! Did you just say the f-word?"

Eric:
"...Jew?"

Kyle:
"No, he's talking about 'fuck'. You can't say 'fuck' in school you fucking fat ass."

Mr. Garrison:
"Kyle!"

Eric:
"Why the fuck not?"

Mr. Garrison:
"Eric!"

Stanley:
"Dude, you just said 'fuck' again!"

Mr. Garrison:
"Stanley!"

Kenny:
"Mmphf!"

Mr. Garrison:
"KENNY!"

Eric:
"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck."

Mr. Garrison:
"How would you like to go see the school councilor?"

Eric:
"How would you like to suck my balls?"

*Entire class gasps*

Mr. Garrison:
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!"

Eric:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was *whips out a loudspeaker* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON!!!"