Uvek se osećam do jaja retardirano kad slušam nemačku sinhronizaciju poznatih filmova i glumaca u njemu, a naročito prevode čuvenih rečenica, tipa

Da li realno mogu da se prevedu fore iz naših filmova i vice-versa? Jer, naime

zvuči

tako retardirano...

Cepajte.

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onaj pokret "me too" bi mogao da se prevede kao "i tata bi sine" a na crnogorski kao "meee to".

Упис.

Forget about it! ---- Ma zajebi

Are you talking to me?! ---- Ese ti to meni obracaš?! Dafak

Do jaja .... next to balls

Bas me zanima poreklo toga do jaja.

Hahhaah pa expert za pornixe kao ti, Apo, morao bi to da zna:)

Say hello to my little friend .... Reci zdravo mom malom pajtasu.

Here's Johnny! ..... Evo Nidze!

Vis nije mi palo na pamet. :D

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn .... Iskreno draga, bole me kurac

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore ... Toto, imam osecaj da nismo u vise u Tolisnici.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! .... Ljut sam kao ris, necu tpim ova govna vise kakve picke materine

Aranđele, ubio te gospod-bog, da te ne ubije

Arhangel, Lord-God kills you, kills you not

- Wanna take a wasp, son, to finish him off?

- It’s funny to you, to me it’s scary.

Mesi, mesi, neće ništa da ti škodi.
Leo Messi, Leo Messi, will not hurt you..

Solidno prevođenje...sa oznakom 16+ :)

Ae ove

Ej, džiberu! Nemoj da ti manijak da po... (Anđeli)

Ali ja nisam ubica! (Točkovi)

Samo tetki da odnesem lek... (Balkan Express)

Tako ćeš i ti, kume...samo sutra (Maratonci)

Autsch Papa, das ist Herr Reitkowitsch

Retardirano zvuče prevodi hahhahaha

Let’s not kiss...
There’s my godfather... Godfather!

I mean, don't get angry, but I can't go to Cockwill with you, Radashin.

You’ll get fucked. You’ll get fucked too. Y’all gonna get fucked.

I'm not gonna tell you baldie.

If I were asked I would squeeze in a bus here.

I’ve never got any recognition, I’m working there like a nigga

Go to your mother's cunt, both you, and pussies, and education

Listen comrade, you might have the wrong number, but you've got the one you were dialing for. .... I will fuck your mothers mother...

Billy will smack you like a rabbit

It's not Slobo's fault. . .we are excrements

No wife to give you shit, no children to yell, to scream...Life

Hit daddy, tear daddy, Mr Vukmir's recording!

Trust, trust the dog, don't trust the lover.

Rocker, the packaging!

There are us Knottsons, when we get together.

јаоо џаџаааџџа

Drive, Mousey!

Your father too, my son...

He mended it, well done to him

Mnogo je kume

See the mosquitos like storks, god fucked you!

And these are some shepherds-fools.

- Godfather, what are you doing there Godfather?
- Nothing Godfather, we are practicing for a movie. You will be doing it also, but tomorrow.
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- Women are going to paint the eggs, will there be any to paint mine?
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry.....you pussy!
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- And when the kids throw away fags thinking that folks returned from the ranch?
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What is this stain here?? (from Concordial Brothers)

:he brings out a fur coat: This is what I bought for my Emily! (from Better Life)

I was a member of the library for a year.

Stanley, you are shitting excessively

Ljeposava might put a jar of jam in the letter.
Đekna did't die yet and when will she is what we don't know.

Drive Billy!

Haha, prelepo
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Today girls are fucking like pikes, how do you know the kid is yours?

Drilll, they won't pay! Drill
(laughter)

Pretty Brenna for four persons

Erm, look Grooey, cobblestone does not have a joint, you have to fit it exactly one next to each other, understand? You have to squeeze it next to one another because... If not, you have to watch how you cross the road...

Pussy is a reproductive organ, cunt is character trait.

Who does not like carnation, does not need to live

Suck a dick - thumb goes away

Pretty villages pretty burn, but ugly stay ugly even when they burn

Mister, is all of this bread yours?

It's not... nice... to laugh... to someone else's misery

Forgive Dyuro cause he beat you.

- What's that you're doing, monkey?
- Me pee pee.

Who's fault is it? Is it my fault? Is it Santa Claus's fault?

- So I am saying I'm not... Just to bring a medicine to my aunth

Wie ist es in Schweden?

The central can make a mistake once, but not a hundred times!

Some cheese, some bread, some sour cream, some milk
some eggs and potato
some eggs and potato
Dont you get too behind to me
some eggs and potato

IDEMO SVI:

Cheese and butter, cream and some milk
eggs and potatoes,
eggs and potatoes,
eggs and potatoes,
don't fall back in the column
eggs and potatoes

Malo da rispektujemo ritam pesme :D